If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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