So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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