so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Pooping to opera.
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