y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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