I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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