If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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