Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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