Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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