You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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