idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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