i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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