hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
