I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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