She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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