i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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