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• (618): View more from Illinois

  If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see

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• (561): View more from Florida

  She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.

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• (518): View more from New York

  It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.

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  The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.

  (208): View more from Idaho

  You're the only meteorologist I listen to.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again

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