it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He felt like a one man threesome
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.