I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my being single is dangerous.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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