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  so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?

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  New experience?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.

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• (914): View more from New York

  All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested

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• (213): View more from California

  She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.

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