we're chasing vodka with high fives
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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