is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
It was confusing and full of hummus
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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