turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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