I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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