dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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