how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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