that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she peed on how many people?
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.