Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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