For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back