you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.