seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..