I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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