what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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