I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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