My brain says no but my pants say off.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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