if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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