do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.