? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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operation have a gay friend backfired
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'