They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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