whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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