You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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