How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
