the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Randomize
