In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
