Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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