I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost the right to judge tonight
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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