why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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