The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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