i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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