OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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