Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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