She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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