oh god the rape fog is back!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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