Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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