Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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