are you wasted or are you getting laid?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.