i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.