Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.