the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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