3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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