Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
babies were throwing up all over the place
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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