The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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