I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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