I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
