it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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