I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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