we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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