She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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