He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
