Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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