your room smells of hookers.
And success
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So much Jack, so little girl.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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