Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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